Good Ol' Mr.A

Have you ever known anyone who always says what they want, not knowing it probably offends most of the world?  They don't mean to be rude, it's just their honest, crazy opinion.  In grade 9 we had an English teacher that was exactly like that.  What he said was so hilarious and uncalled for that we decided to write down everything that he said.  This page is dedicated to Mr. A and the crazy things he said.

"She looked like she was a day younger than Jesus."

"You know when you have dried up fruit?  Yeah, that's her face."

"This fat kid, he just looked like a rat.. so we called him Ratso."

"She kicked me in the shins and stole my ice-cream!"

"Ohhh.. she was ugly!  She was so ugly that when she walked down the street, dogs growled.. and squirrels hissed!"

"When I was a boy, we used to go up to girls and say 'Let your Tootsies roll!'"