Super Spies

Did you ever have a moment in childhood where you became a super awesome detective?

In grade seven, me and two friends were coming from the bathroom.  We were walking back to our class, and in the hallway we see our friend "Potato Sack" walking with one hand behind his back.  We wave and he waves back, but he look suspicious.

When he passes us we look back and see that he has my bottle of Gatorade.  We started to question whether "Potato Sack" was really our friend or not.

We waited for him to come back into the class.

 When he returned it was time for us to investigate.  Since our school was fairly small and had only two hallways, this was easy.  One of my friends showed us where he usually went after school.

We go into the room, where there is a pop machine, a freezer and tons of other useless things.  We all thought there's only one place it could be if it's in here.

So we reached in to the machine slot where the drinks come out and....

We found my Gatorade!!!

After that we became the best super spies you could ever have imagined and we continued to save the world from injustice.

Why people should have cellphones

Have you ever been in a situation where, if you didn't have a cellphone, you would basically be screwed?  Well here's a true story about a friend of ours that may make all of you non-cellphone users reconsider getting a cellular device.

She was driving to work on a nice beautiful day...

Then things turned to shit.

Her car broke down and she had no choice but to leave it behind and look for help.

She was really optimistic going towards the first house she saw...

There was no answer.

She was starting to lose hope when the second house she went to had no answer too.

Luckily a kind old lady opened the door at the third house and offered her some cookies and milk.

She tried to hold it together....

But she had no dignity left.

This is for all of you non-believers out there that think they can make it through life without a cellphone.  The proven fact is that you can't.